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08:40pm

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

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08:39pm

condorn:

I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away

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08:39pm

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

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08:36pm

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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08:35pm

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

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08:35pm

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

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08:32pm

canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

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08:32pm

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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